illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often
Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I - an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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trust:

when ur plant dies

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands - (via solacity)

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